FNN Dating Service
Hi my name is Huskerrod. I like long walks (while throwing swimbaits), longer conversations (while killing and cleaning Stripers), and (Striper)dinner in front of candlelight. My hobbies are fishing, weightlifting, and killing Stripers. My ideal match would be someone who fits the following qualifications:
1). Has a boat
2). Isnt afraid to use it in adverse weather
3). Fishes for stripers
4) IS GOOD WITH A FILLET KNIFE
5). Practices C and R except on Stripers
I like to be outdoors doing just about anything Striper related. I prefer the summer over the winter, but if the Striper bite in the winter so be it.
favorite hot spots:
DVL in summer and after a stock. I also love Perris in the spring (Lake Perris, not Paris, France).
favorite things:
Im a very well rounded individual (and Striper killer) who not only enjoys striper fishing in the fall, but spring, winter, and summer as well. Some people consider me a Renaissance man as I not only enjoy my Striper baked, battered, broiled, and barbequed, but Im also not afraid to take a chance (Tabasco Sauce on my Striper) and I sometimes am know to go a little over board (with the Tartar Sauce). Overall I think Im a great catch for the right person.
About me Hair: Bald
Eyes: Brown
Sports and exercise: Fishing
Exercise habits: none
Interests:
fishing for stripers
Cooking Stripers
Filleting Stripers
Education: None
Occupation: unemployed
Income: very little
Languages: broken English
Politics: I support DFG regulations
Pets I have: Cockroaches
Pets I like: Pirahnas
What I look for in a date:
About my date Hair: preferably bald
Eyes: should have both
Height (length): 12-inches (183cms) to 5'0" (272cms)
Body type: obese
Appearance: long with silver sides and black stripes down the sides