Ok I may be high but you are stoned!Originally Posted by City Dad
Ok I may be high but you are stoned!
I bet Kappernick goes the entire season without being sacked or throwing and interception.
After the season I hear he's going to go over to Iraq and take on ISIS all by himself.
I heard Kapp can eat a stack of flapjacks four feet tall and as big around as a wagon wheel, then re-decorate an entire family room by himself.
I heard he does it without syrup too!
Re-decorate? I always knew he was a little light in the loafers.
Collin Kappernick can bath a cat without getting scratched, he can jog silently in corduroy pants, he can close iTunes on the first try, he can seal a lunch meat packet back up air-tight and I hear his new signature cologne smells like angel farts. Men want to be him, women want to be rescued by him.
Collin Kappernick's mom and dad.
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